The newest carwash in Carencro, called The Express Wash, appears to be in the latter portion of construction. We expect it to be open by the end of the month or the first part of August. It is located on Wallace Broussard Road, across from Wally World(Walmart).
We did the in-depth calculations, threw in some pointless algebra, and determined that we are almost 100% positive that this is the 98th carwash in the Carencro area. This isn’t a terrible thing, really, but we better not see one dirty car in the area, not one.